Friday, December 4, 2009

The Twilight Saga: New Moon review

Well, the latest installment of the Twilight series is breaking box office records all over the place. I contributed to that as I saw it with a packed house on Saturday afternoon. How could I resist, after having so much fun at the first one last year? It was an interesting experience, as my audience had a maniacal cackler who almost provided more entertainment than the movie itself.

Before I get to my detailed review (I am educated in film so expect serious criticism), I want to mention the movie's soundtrack. I think a lot of indie rock fans were up in arms over some of the bands on there. I don't know, I don't put much stock in the whole "selling out" concept, and I've been listening to it and there really are a lot of great tracks. Thom Yorke, BRMC, Grizzly Bear, Editors.... um, uh... oh geez.

Keyboard Cat? Waitaminute... my review has been hi-jacked! I guess we're doing this again...

New Moon!








































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72 comments:

Anonymous said...

OH GOD

OH GOD

The Charlie Brown window scenes just KILLED ME!!! XD

Anonymous said...

This truly completes me! [Tear drop.]

fehrplay said...

I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Man there's tears coming out of my eyes.

apeygirl said...

Awesome. I could have saved myself watching the movie. This was funny and didn't make me want to die of boredom.

Anonymous said...

LOWEL! frikin hilarious

Anonymous said...

I iz laffin.
Snort.

Anonymous said...

OMG - that is sooooo brilliant. Thankz u!

AmyCain said...

That is asomely funny my daughter and i just cracked up over it!!!!!!

sboychuk said...

Beautiful! I loved this...hahaha it was perfect

Anonymous said...

Wow are you making fun of New Moon????

Anonymous said...

amazing, i didn't have to waste my time watching the movie..

Robolobolyn's Universe of Books said...

Wow, that was like, the best thing ever! Plus Bella the kitty was adorable! So was Jacob the wolf pup! ;p

Jessica said...

Thanks so much for telling the true story of Edward+Bella. Funniest thing I've seen on the interweb in ages!

Harry Velez said...

can i has vampiors?

k thanxs bye

Anonymous said...

That rocked me like a hurricane.

Dooglio said...

My daugther, my nephew and my sister just saw the tongiht movie. They all agreed--this pretty much sums it up. Now I don't have to see it! Hehehehehee

Dooglio said...

(the *movie tonight*--wish I could edit that!)

Anonymous said...

AWESOME!

MEL*//CB said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!

xDD

F-U-N-N-Y-!

hadashi said...

finishing this with the three wolf moon T-shirt is PURE GENIUS. okay, this whole post is pure genius. kthxbye.

Laura Iriarte said...

okay -i loved that! and i retweeted! are you on twitter??? im @lauralovesart hilariousss! :)

Lauren Jayne said...

I have fallen in love with you. What a sensual being you must be. How amazing! Thanks k bye xo

inthehammockblog said...

This is the funniest thing I have seen for a long time!

Suzanne said...

Hahahaha! I loved the window scenes. So true.
Very nicely done.
-Suzanne

Jenny said...

hahahah My best friend is one of the "Cats" vampires. heheheh loves!

youwantmovies said...

Rofl. Freaking Funny, I Could Stop laughing.

youwantmovies said...

Couldnt*

Anonymous said...

Oh.My.God.

The Charlie Brown scenes just killed me. I might have been crying I was laughing so hard at one point....

Anonymous said...

mans. so funns, me cant stops laugh. i loves the part of need no shirts. keep ups tha goods kriteecsm.

Anonymous said...

Sheer Genius!!

Anonymous said...

hahahah. Rolf. This is so funny !

Anonymous said...

i admit to being a huge twilight fan, but i think thats secondary to my lolz cat love! Too frgging hilarious! Well done! LOL

Anonymous said...

That was great! I loved the "cats" vampires!

illyria said...

Loved it!! Bella moping, I fell off my couch laughing..*mope* !!

Anonymous said...

OMG
THe mope and charlie brown scenes just killed me
I was laughing the nieghbors asked wat was wrong
excellent job

Bella said...

HAHAHAHA!!! O.M.G. !!!

That was so freaking hilarious :D

Anonymous said...

HAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES. I LOVE THE MOPE PART.

Anonymous said...

Can you do Scarface? Please...

B. said...

Scarface eh? Hmmm... ... ...


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you got it.

Anonymous said...

Nice! You're like cat santa.

Anonymous said...

My name is Rian

Anonymous said...

It's ok, I've had therapy.

After Scarface, I'm seeing like a Starsky and Hutch (without the gut wretching aids connection) type thing or possibly a new Fred and Ginger? No wait, I'm thinking Cats Can Dance... Dude, consider the costumes.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I might have gotten a wee bit carried away before. I was giddy with the possibilities. I apologize for mentally hijacking your creative muse in a string of hideously bad ideas. I must have been a music industry executive in another life.

Anonymous said...

This was so stupid, it wasn't even a little funny, just stupid. You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you?

B. said...

Stephanie?

~*Jobthingy*~ said...

BWAHAHAHA! that is killer! well done

*applauds*

B. said...

Hey Scarface-Suggesting Anonymous, no worries! Your enthusiasm is most appreciated.

B. said...

Thanks for reading everybody! Don't forget to become a follower, exciting things coming soon!

Anonymous said...

Loved it. Can you do Harry Potter?!

Anonymous said...

oh my god that was amazing. i haven't laughed that hard in forever.

sanguinarius said...

*TWITCH!*

The Former 786 said...

That was utter hilarity!

It had two of my favorite things in it: LOLcats and mockery of Twilight!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Lynntastic said...

Fantastic! And extremely accurate!

Bridget said...

"Anonymous said...

This was so stupid. it wasn't even a little funny, just stupid. You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you?"

You don't have a sense of humor, do you? Whether you love or hate the Twilight series, those LOLcats have the review spot on. Thanks for the laughs, it was brilliant!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks B! From Scarface/Rian chick. I was worried the whole LOLcats in Spandex might put you off audience requests. I can't think why.

Samantha Johnson said...

favorite twilight series review ever.

Anonymous said...

I love this...even funnier than your Twilight!

*mope*

kthxbye

InkStain said...

AWESOME.

Anonymous said...

:)) I was a huge fan of Twilight before, but seeing this?

Wow. Absolutely hilarious!

Anonymous said...

omg that was the best if u didnt like it something is deff wrong with you, u'd have a lot in common with bella *mope*
make more more more!!!
kthxbye

Anonymous said...

i'm blown away by how wry, clever, and f-ing outrageously funny this is. i keep forwarding the link to share the love. sooooo funny. i seriously cannot figure out which is the funniest part... the wolf tees kill me! the peanuts strips killl me! the CATS vampires kill me! Please do more!

Shon said...

EPIC. WIN!

Anonymous said...

This is one of the funniest things i have ever seen. absolutely brilliant! You're my new best friend for mocking twilight so badly. oh, and you're also my hero :))

GONE said...

thank you for exposing twilight for what it truly is!!! XD

Anonymous said...

u r al just jelous, u wish u cud rite suttin as gd as new moon but ur al just 2 stupid, quit bein haterz

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...u r al just jelous, u wish u cud rite suttin as gd as new moon but ur al just 2 stupid, quit bein haterz

I can tell you are a fan. Much like the author, you cannot write worth a darn. Please go back to school and learn to write simple sentences.

And as for writing something as "good" as New Moon? I have written something even better.

This comic was brillant. It sums up the stupidity of Twilight perfectly.

Anonymous said...

I (sadly) admit that I do enjoy the Twilight books. Guilty pleasure. But this was awesome!

*mope*

lior said...

The first Jacob is so cute (something i never thought i would say! Team Edward all the way! Hey I ryme XD)

Loved the window part! So funny!

Lori said...

My face hurts so bad now. That was the funniest thing EVAR.

Anonymous said...

LMAO. My stomach hurts!

Anonymous said...

ive seen this about 5 times, i laugh at a different bit every time.

Yoli said...

Priceless!

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